Watch Before You Ride: Muppet*Vision 3D

This is the first in a new series that will give suggestions for films and tv shows to watch prior to your next visit to the Disney Parks.

Regardless of their individual duties, Disney Imagineers are first and foremost storytellers.  In the Disney Parks, their storytelling is evident in every detail that is visible to park guests.  Sometimes the story for a particular attraction begins well before the queue.  Think, for example, of the “coming attractions” posters that line the walls of the tunnel under the Main Street Train Station; or, the faded billboard on Sunset Boulevard that advertises the dilapidated Hollywood Tower Hotel.  These are details that create a complete story; even someone unfamiliar with the source material that serves as inspiration for the attraction can understand and fully enjoy the experience. But can the storytelling actually begin even further away from the attraction; like from the guest’s living room?

There are many films, tv shows, books and songs that may help broaden a Disney guest’s immersion in an attraction.  While many attractions (Beauty and the Beast: Live on Stage!, Voyage of the Little Mermaid) tell a complete story, others can benefit from some prior knowledge.  Again, a guest wouldn’t need to watch these to enjoy his or her time in the park, but watching the films and shows below may – to use a term Walt Disney himself coined – “plus” the experience.  These aren’t Required Viewing; they are Enhancement Viewing.

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There was a time when Kermit the Frog had the potential to rival Mickey Mouse in the area of universal popularity.  After Jim Henson died, however, the Muppet brand stumbled a bit and Kermit and the gang found themselves teetering on the edge of obscurity.  Then, at the 2009 D23 convention, dozens of Muppets poured onto the stage to announce the coming of a brand new theatrical release.  That film, The Muppets, borrows quite a bit from real life as it tells the story of the once-powerful, and now sort-of-pathetic troupe of felt performers.  It is the first production in decades that captures the spirit of the Muppets as they were produced under Henson, their creator.  It is a worthwhile addition to any family movie night schedule and will definitely prepare younger guests for the sort of eccentric humor that defines the Muppets.  Because the theme park attraction was the last project that Henson worked on, there is a temptation to cite the original Muppets trilogy or even The Muppet Show as your enhancement viewing assignment; there is even the possibility that The Muppet Christmas Carol would be your best bet, since it prominently features Bean Bunny, who is essentially the star of Muppet*Vision 3D.  The new film, however, strikes a near-perfect balance of respectful homage, zany nostalgia and modern edge and will prepare every member of the family to fully appreciate this Disney Park classic.

Additional Viewing: The Muppet Movie (1979); The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992)
These two, both mentioned above, will help to more fully round out a guest’s understanding of the Muppets’ sense of humor.  While the guest stars may be lost on younger viewers*, the stories are classics and the songs are timeless.  (*Here is one connection you can make for your tweens and teens: Dom Deluise appears in the opening of scene of The Muppet Movie; while your children may not know him, they may know his son, actor David DeLuise, who plays Jerry Russo – the dad on Disney’s Wizards of Waverly Place.)

Extra Credit: Great Muppet Caper (1981); Muppets Take Manhattan (1984); The Muppet Show (1976-1981)
Let’s be honest: you can’t watch The Muppet Movie and not want to continue watching the others films in the Jim Henson Muppets Trilogy.  Each a classic in its own right.  The five seasons of The Muppet Show showcase some of the most obscure guest stars that the world has ever known, but the humor generally holds up, even for some younger viewers. A personal favorite episode is season 4 episode 17, starring the cast of Star Wars. Try to check out this wacky meeting of intellectual properties that will both one day be acquired by Disney.

Advanced Degree: The Tale of the Bunny Picnic (1986; not available on DVD; check ebay for VHS); The Muppets at Disney World (1990; not available on VHS or DVD; check YouTube)

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As mentioned above, Bean Bunny is the de facto star of Muppet*Vision 3D, and The Tale of the Bunny Picnic was his film debut.  Originally aired on HBO, it is readily available on VHS on ebay, or perhaps at your local library.  While it is not an Easter story per se, it can loosely be considered the springtime counterpart to Emmet Otter’s Jug-Band Christmas.  The Muppets at Disney World is a fanboy’s dream.  Before there was Phineas and Ferb: Mission Marvel and Jedi Mickey toys, there was this fun mash-up that tells the story of the Muppets’ arrival at Walt Disney World.  While only crude versions are available on YouTube, it is worth searching out; our fingers are crossed that it is released one day in all of its original glory.

Online: The Muppets Studio Channel on YouTube
Today’s modern Muppet fan would be remiss to not check out this goofy YouTube collection of newer Muppet video clips and shorts.  While it isn’t updated as frequently as it was a couple of years ago, there are still tons of fun segments that are the closest thing to a throwback to the original The Muppet Show as anything produced in the past thirty years.


Staying Cool in the Disney Parks

It’s July, so the Disney Parks – East Coast and West Coast – are going to be hot.  In some cases, the heat will seem close to unbearable; however, there are a few things you can do to stay cool and enjoy your day.

☀ Drink plenty of water

One key to staying cool is staying hydrated and the best way to do that is to drink lots of water when you are touring the parks.  Many people today are averse to drinking water from the drinking fountains (especially in Florida, where the tap water tastes a little like…Florida?); however, it is free and plentiful.  The casual service restaurants and snack carts will also provide you with a FREE cup of ice water if you ask.  Some people prefer bottled water; it is available for about $2.50 per bottle, but you can also get a case or two sent to your resort prior to your stay. Many online retailers will ship it there for free, and it can save you a bundle in the parks.

☀ Use misting fans or cooling pads

If you’ve ever vacationed in Disney World during the summer, then you know that misting fans are as ubiquitous as Mickey’s face.  For about 20 bucks in the parks, you can pick up one of these water bottles with attached fan.  They are usually sold in large bins filled with ice, accompanied by a, vendor who gives you your first mist for free.  These are also readily available at your local Walmart or Target for a fraction of the cost.  Another, more recent phenomenon is the use of special cooling pads while walking around the park. These pads, or towels, are made of a special material that gets very cool when wet.  You won’t find them in the parks, but you can pick them up before you leave at sporting goods stores or online.

☀ Get to the parks early

In Florida, it’s usually pretty hot by the time you leave your resort in the morning, but it gets substantially hotter as the day progresses, so getting an early start is essential.  In California, the early morning summer hours have the possibility of being downright chilly, but it warms up quickly by afternoon.  In either case, spending mornings and evenings in the parks and afternoons back at your resort will help you stay cool and relaxed.  Getting to the park when it opens in the morning will also help with our final tip…

Spending afternoons at the resort pool is a great way to keep cool during the summer.

Spending afternoons at the resort pool is a great way to keep cool during the summer.

☀ Have a good touring plan

So, this one isn’t usually listed among the other tips to keep cool, but it makes a lot of sense: it’s cooler in the air conditioning than it is outside, so you want to spend as much time in there as possible. The best way to spend more time in the attractions is to know which ones you are going to visit and to spend as little time as possible wandering planless and standing in outdoor queues.  Stopping and smelling the roses is a totally worthwhile diversion in the Disney Parks, but if you are there in the summer, I would reserve this activity for later in the evening when things begin to cool a little.  Hit up (personalized, but with a subscription fee) or (general, but free) before your trip and make a plan that suits your family.  Then spend more time riding and less time baking!

Don’t forget: getting overheated is not only uncomfortable, but also dangerous.  If you begin feeling lightheaded or dizzy, drink some water and see a cast member right away.  Stay cool and have a great vacation!